HOLLYWOOD - Hollywood Sign Pictures will begin filming on Duffy Bayou-Gauche's quasi horror film, The Satanic Zombies Vs. King Kong.
Bayou-Gauche said that unlike other movies in which King Kong has been pitted against an arch rival, this movie will be different in that the gigantic gorilla will go up against dozens of satanic zombies and without giving away too much of the plot, KK will literally kick the living hell out of each and every one of the Sat-Zoms.
The motion picture will be filmed in the Adirondack Mountains near Lake Placid, New York. Vanessa Hudgens will star as Dr. Emma Van Stipplefixxen, a research scientist who also dabbles in the area of the sexual habits of satanic zombies.
Her assistant and younger brother Buddy, will be played by Justin Bieber. Young Buddy, who is 16, has just discovered girls and he is at the stage where he still wonders exactly what part of him goes where on a girl.
The "Bachelor" Jake Pavelka will portray the evil mayor of Lake Placid, the honorable Emerson Leftcherry, who many feel is way too much into male contact sports and may actually be bordering on the somewhat gay side.
Vienna Girardi, who was engaged to Pavelka will come out as Angelina Deerbeer, Lake Placid's girl scout leader and secret town whore.
The movie will be shot in 3D so that the viewers will be able to get the full effect of Angelina Deerbeers well-endowed chest.
SIDENOTE: The 150 foot tall King Kong was manufactured by Scotland's Bigguns Factory, which has also made huge working models of Godzilla, Rodan, the Lock Ness Monster, La Chupacabra, and Kirstie Alley.
