Minor news outlet Skoob Entertainment News announced last night that they will not be publishing any more items concerning uber breasted self styled media star Katie Price, aka Jordan.
A spokesman for SEN told us that:
"Katie Price, aka Jordan, just isn't newsworthy any more. Not that she ever really was. This type of celebrity just comes and goes. Katie's been lucky because she's endured longer than many, but there's a limit as to how far even the most imaginative journalist can take stuff like this. The British public aren't stupid, and with Katie, we think it's all over. Once you've seen one topless shot you've seen 'em all. As for the falling out of nightclubs flashing your fan as you slump into a car - it's passe. And don't get us started on televised marriages..."
Katie Price has recently suffered from underwhelming interest in her activities and personal life. A recently published book by a ghost writer seems destined for the overstock shops come Monday, the musical foray was an unprecedented disaster, and the fly-on-the-wall documentary TV shows have been universally panned.
SEN's authority on showbiz affairs, Buffty Ginslinger, said from his Rupert Street watering hole:
"It's all over for Katie. I abandoned my biopic of TV wrestler Mick McManus because I was counting on Katie bumping up the box office numbers, but when I realised that wasn't about to happen, I pulled the plug. It's sad really, but she's totally fished out. Over the years, she's been good for SEN, but these days she struggles to attract flies. It's an old quote that, and I suppose I should really attribute it, but I can't remember for the fucking life in me where I got it from."
Skoob Entertainment News has issued a directive to staff not to accept calls from Katie Price, and her emails have been firewalled.
No more - enough is enough.
