Rush Limbaugh Throws Away Blow-Up Doll!

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Wednesday, 28 July 2010

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He must have forgotten about it but the newly married Limbaughs, Rush and Kathryn, had their first fight over his blow up doll, Nancy.

Neighbors in Florida heard the yelling and one happened to see, through his binoculars, Rush Limbaugh come stalking out of the house and throwing something away.

When the neighbor, James Anderson, asked the garbage man what was in the trash the guy laughed and stated that it looked like a sex doll.

However, Limbaugh being Limbaugh, brought it up himself on his show yesterday.

"If you haven't heard, I threw away my blow-up doll, Nancy -a gift from the staff last Christmas by the way -over the weekend. They named her that, I didn't. Anyway, she's gone now as Kathryn was jealous."

"Honest to goodness, I simply forgot about placing her on the top of my closet after carrying everything home last December."

"Let's just say that poor Nancy died a virgin as it finally hit me why they named her, Nancy. Like Pelosi, she had this startled look on her face all the time. After that, no way, Jose."

"Maybe the guy who picked her up is a Democrat. But that may not help. Even before the stare I noticed a "Made in China" sticker. The thing would have probably exploded, leaving me without any family jewels."

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