Married for the fourth time, Rush Limbaugh decided to go all out this time around. He even hired Elton John to sing for him, and apparently the two supposedly diametrically opposed men discovered that they had a little more in common than either one knew.
"I thought he was a darn good dancer," said Rush, "He needed a break from singing, but we had one of his best compact disks on hand, so we played it during the intermission. I was so lit on champagne when he came out of the restroom, that I accidentally grabbed him by the middle of his back and just did a nice old fashioned dance with the fellow."
Elton's, "Rocket Man," happened to be playing at the moment. It is now a moment that Mr. John will never forget. "I've never actually danced to one of my own tunes before," the legendary rocker said, "and I can sure as hell tell you I never thought I'd be doing it with Rush Limbaugh for chrisakes, but the ol' bloke isn't bad. If he wasn't so straight and uptight about things, I might have a go at him myself. Ya never know though, stranger things have 'append."
