Rush Limbaugh Still Pisses The Bed Says New Bride

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Wednesday, 21 July 2010

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Although it came out by accident, if you'll excuse the pun, Kathryn Rogers, Talk Show Host, Rush Limbaugh's fourth wife, has stated to friends that Rush still pisses the bed at 59-years old.

Kathryn stated that yes it was true. She said she hadn't meant it to become public but it's hard to hide anything from the press these days. She stated that her worst fault was that she was a "blabbermouth!"

This marriage is perfect, should that be true.

"Rush told me that he had a bad habit, before he proposed marriage, and I was afraid that it was legal drugs so when he told me about a lifetime of pissing the bed, it wasn't so bad."

Asked why Limbaugh's other wives had never discussed this before, Kathryn stated that they would have to ask Rush. "I assume that that was part of the settlement...again, excuse the pun."

When asked, Rush Limbaugh grew red in the face which made him look a lot like Archie Bunker when he talked politics to his "Meathead" son-in-law.

"I talk about bleeding heart liberals all day long and then I dream about them at night. So it's only natural that pissing on them all day long continues into the night..in fact, PISS ON ALL OF YOU!"

Limbaugh says he simply wears an adult diaper to sleep in and that takes care of it.

So we'll conclude with this from the program: "Hello, this is a Ditto Head, wanting to talk to "Pissy Bed!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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