LeAnn Rimes Says That The New Song By Miley Cyrus "The Home Wrecking Country Girl" is Not Really About Her

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Tuesday, 27 July 2010

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A recent photo of LeAnn Rimes without her makeup, nail polish, and deodorant.

NASHVILLE - Country singer LeAnn Rimes reportedly told her hairdresser Booby "Mr. Cornfield" Calico, that the new Miley Cyrus song entitled, "The Home Wrecking Country Girl" is not about her.

Rimes said that she spoke with the co-writers of the song Shania Twain and Kara DioGuardi, and both said that the song, which could very well be about her, is really not.

Kara said that the song is about a little known third rate country singer from Clam, Mississippi, who grows up and ends up recording a multi million seller song entitled, "Red."

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Hmmm. Rimes was born in Pearl, Mississippi and had a multi million seller entitled, "Blue."]

When Kara DioGuardi was asked about these two coincidences she replied "Hey dose two teengs are nuttin more den mother friggin coeffenincidences okay?"

In real life LeAnn married her back up dancer Dean Sheremet and then left him and had an affair with her married television film Northern Lights co-star Eddie Cibrian.

In the the song "Red" the third rate country singer marries her back up singer Don Sherbet and has an affair with her manicurist Edwina Cibbyweather.

Miley Cyrus was asked about the song and she replied, "Look my manager handed me the words and music to the song and I sang it.

I have no effen idea who the freakin song is about or anything else. Hey can someone get me a water and a Hostess Twinkie like three minutes ago!!!"

To see intimate photos of the real LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian log on to www.leannandloserboy.yuc

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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