Miley Cyrus, who has recently moved back into her own home near Nashville while her parents stay in Los Angeles, has been reporting to the police that a stalker has been following her around for days and that she was all set to move back to Los Angeles when she began smelling something bad in the house.
Police arrived on the scene from Nashville and began looking for the source of the smell.
"We found fat boy down there in the basement, in a little section to itself, dead as a cockroach..all puffed up and...excuse me..Arrfffggghhh! dead", stated a gagging officer Radanz.
Miley explained that the extra place was fixed for her play house several years ago by her dad.
Soon the neighbors came by and one recognized the really fat boy as Arthur Hankins who always loved Miley.
"I thought I had seen him before", added Miley. "He's the guy who's been following me around. But he wasn't that fat."
"Well, bust my ass youngin, he's all swelled up there. As for the smell, it ain't much different than the way he always smelled. Allergic to soap he told everybody close enough to listen."
Police say that Arthur had been eating a whole stack of pop tarts and had been electrocuted when jabbing one stuck in the toaster with a fork.
"He sure forked up there..ha ha Arrffffggghhhh! Wheweee he's rotten!"
