Zsa Zsa Gabor Hospitalized Over Broken Tail Bones

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Sunday, 18 July 2010

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Zsa Zsa Gabor's publicist says the 123-year-old actress has been rushed to a hospital after a hard sneeze blew her out of her bed and breaking several tail bones.

John Blanchette says Gabor was apparently watching television in her Bel Air home Saturday evening when she suddenly sneezed herself to the floor.

Her husband, Prince Frederic von Habsburg Vanderbilt Morgan Rockefeller Anhalt, called "Fred", sent for an ambulance and Gabor was taken to Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center in unknown condition.

The actress is reportedly pretty frail and had not fully recovered from a 2006 farting episode and accident which forced her to always be surrounded by pillows and small bottles of tablets.

However, on that one night she reportedly forgot her Beano tabs and suffered the consequences.

Why the pillows didn't protect her Saturday evening, no one was able to explain.

Neighbors say that she has told them what happened in 2006 several times but that they haven't been able to understand a word, except when she cupped her hand under her flapping arm to describe the fart!

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