Hollywood Icon Zsa Zsa Gabor Loses Fortune

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Tuesday, 27 January 2009

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Madoff Made Off With Millions

Legendary 124-year-old screen queen Zsa Zsa Gabor and her husband Count Vlad Singismud have lost a fortune in the horrendous Bernie Madoff financial scandal, the Count claims.

"We're mad as hatters, and we want our money back! Want our money back!! WANT OUR MONEY BACK!!!"

"We might be forced to sell three or four of our Bel-Air homes, some of our cars, artwork and even our jewelry because of this sicky sick sick man!"

"This scam artist should be frog-marched through the streets and flogged!"

Zsa Zsa is devastated, said the Count. The couple's losses are estimated at nearly $4.5 million.

Singismud, who is 165, says he never met Madoff, but relied on investment experts he believed he could entrust with the 124-year-old Hungarian actress' fortune.

"I feel really bad, because Zsa Zsa shouldn't have to worry about the financial mess I've gotten us into," stated Singismud. "We are taking legal action to recoup some of the money. Zsa Zsa needs another 16-year-old's blood transfusion and you can only get that at a special exclusive blood bank."

"I'm going to have to make back that money somehow, or we're going to face financial ruin and horrible disfigurements.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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