Written by silkyboi89

Monday, 5 July 2010

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Do you believe in life after love...

Singing superstar Cher was found melted to the sidewalk in her home town of Malibu yesterday, it has been confirmed.

The singer, (64), was said to be in a critical condition when she was found by a member of the public. Peter Armon, who was minding his own business walking along the sidewalk to work when, he stepped on something on the ground which answered 'Hey!, I could use little help..' Peter, being a huge Cher fan since he could remember couldn't believe his luck.

"I've loved Cher since I can remember, I'd never thought I'd ever meet her, let alone stan n her face", Peter badgered Cher for her autograph for 2 hours until Cher gave in only if he would call 911.

Finally an ambulance arrived at the scene and took Cher to the local hospital, where they will remould her parts, and stick her back together correctly.

News on her recovery still awaits.

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Topics: Cher

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