Heather Mills to star in Sex Manual for Amputees

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Friday, 2 July 2010

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Ex-wife of Sir Paul McCartney, Heather Mills, has today announced that she is to star in a sex manual, produced specifically for amputees.

Ms Mills (42), suffered serious injuries in 1993 when she was hit by a police motorbike, losing her left leg 6 inches below the knee.

'I feel that I am eminently qualified to appear in this book in view of my personal situation, both as an amputee and as someone who has significant experience in the sex-industry'. Ms Mills said at the pre-launch party.

Ms Mills was possibly referring to her appearance in the German sex manual 'Die Freuden Der Liebe' (The Joys of Love)where she was pictured explicitly simulating sex with an equally nude male model. She may, of course, have been alluding to the time she spent as a prostitute, allegedly earning up to £5000 per night.

'The book will include pictures of people having sex with me in a variety of positions' she announced.

Ms Mills, who was awarded over £24 million in her recent divorce settlement, confirmed that she had been happy to donate all of her time totally free of charge to this project.

'It has all been done in the best possible taste' she concluded.

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