Heather Mills In Catfight With Critic!

Funny story written by Bureau

Tuesday, 11 May 2010

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Georgie At The Bar

Heather Mills turned several heads as she squeezed into an extremely short and extremely tight playsuit, complete with thigh-high legging-style boots, Sunday evening.

The former wife of Sir Paul McCartney was criticized for overdoing it at StreetDance premiere, by critics who were also attending.

"Someone mentioned mutton dressed as lamb but it looked more like ass dressed as thoroughbred", stated a very critical Georgie Ballistine of the Sunday Romper. "Is she returning to her teens with the late 1960's Betty and Veronica look? I hate to tell her this, but that look hasn't came back yet."

Mills definitely received a lot of attention by melting into the outfit with the thigh-high boots. Several stated that they couldn't remember which leg was false.

"At least this way she won't have to dye the real leg the color of the fake one", stated Georgie.

When told what Ballistine had said, Heather replied. "I wonder how he'd feel with an artificial leg up his arse? I imagine he's had some smaller wooden appliances already, so I guess he might be just take the whole thing in his stride."

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