Heather Mills May Lose Other Leg

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Sunday, 2 May 2010

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A spokesman for the Ostermann Clinic in New York told reporters this morning that Heather Mills, who danced on "Dancing With The Stars" a couple of years back, may lose her other leg.

"She had her check-up this week and everything looked fine", stated Dr. Adam Damon of Ostermann. "Then we heard about the emergency yesterday where she may have lost her other leg."

Neighbors of Heather stated that police were at her rental this morning and we now have a message from them that the leg has definitely been lost.

"We have several officers out looking for the missing leg but so far, nothing", stated Sergeant Phillips. "We were under the wrong impression from the maid's call and were surprised to see Heather in her nightgown and robe with two legs. It turned out that it is the artificial leg that is missing and she has on a spare."

Phillips also stated that the maid had to put Heather's big dog, an Airedale Terrier in another room before they could come in.

If there's further news, UP2 will....

-This just in. The police have found Heather's missing leg. Apparent "Paul" the Airedale, had buried it in the back yard during the night.

This is Dan Hillyard.

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