Jesse James The Size Of A Vuvuzela: Sandra Bullock

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Thursday, 24 June 2010

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That's Sandra In Back, Holding On To The Vuvuzela!

Why, after all the cheating and all the fights, is Sandra Bullock still not filing papers for her divorce from cheating husband, Jesse James?

Has he promised to quit messing around? Or is he actually a good guy gone bad?

Exactly WHAT does Sandra Bullock see in this guy?

"It's his vuvuzela", stated Ellen Francis, a part time actress, model and friend of Bullocks.

"She told several of us at one time and some have taken advantage and set their 'sights' on Jesse. I'm sure you have seen the photographs of the ladies with him."

Ellen stated that if people will go back and look at any photos of James with a lady and then look at one a few days later, they will appear bow-legged.

"How else would that crude a-hole get so many women?"

And is Sandra getting back with him, we asked?

"Well, she has the looks and he has the vuvuzela, plus he would have to come up with a lot of money in a divorce. So I would say, "Yes!"

"Hear me Jesse? I WOULD SAY YES! OH YES! YES! YES!!"

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