Sandra Bullock's Coming Home To Papa: Jesse James

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Monday, 21 June 2010

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Jesse James, the notorious husband of Sandra Bullock, has been telling everyone that he and Sandra are getting back together and that there will be no $200-300 million dollar settlement.

James, who has admitted several times to cheating on his wife, says he plans to play it straight this time.

Friends of Bullock say that it doesn't surprise them in the least.

"Sandra still has it for the ass****. Maybe it's a masochism thing but she has drawn out the divorce proceedings for way too long. She should have done it immediately after his last cheat, but she didn't. Now she's got all this forgive and forget thing. I hope she comes to her senses."

Another source told us that she badly wants a steady life for the baby she has adopted (Louis). But how getting back together with James is the answer to that, we don't know.

However, recently James has moved to a house very close to Sandra and the friend stated that she wouldn't be surprised if he had "dropped by".

"There's no way this should happen! Jesse was cheating on Sandra every time he went out 'to play some golf with Tiger'. Maybe that was an euphemism?"

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