AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock has just announced from her beautiful central Texas mansion Casa La Muchacha that she has just signed to appear in a movie with her BFF comedian George Lopez.
The name of the movie is The Motorcycle Punk & His Ugly-As-Hell Tattooed Cycle Chicks. Bullock says that she chose Lopez for the part because he was the only one who really was there for her during her horrendous ordeal with a man whom she now refers to as that Nazi-loving, heil Hitler admiring, human dumpster (i.e. her soon to be ex-husband Jesse James).
Bullock said that although the title of the movie sounds like it could be about her husband with the 'wandering winky' the movie screenplay was written two years ago.
Sandra said that Lopez will play the part of Emmett Dalton, a man who idolizes Benito Mussolini the Italian dictator. Dalton even dresses exactly like Mussolini down to the green, white, and red boxer shorts.
Dalton also has a bevy of tattooed bitches whose IQ average is about 72.5.
Three of the tattooed bitches will be played by Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, and Kathy Griffin. Donald Trump has agreed to portray himself. And the part of Clay Aiken will be played by Lance Bass.
In other news. Belgium has decided not to invade Japan after they did some research and learned that if they did they would get their ass kicked in about 12 hours.
