Written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 23 June 2010

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Jerry Seinfeld since he stopped wearing elevator shoes and decided to let his moustache and goatee grow out.

NEW YORK CITY - Jerry Seinfeld is not one to mince words as Lady Gaga has found out. The man with the 'sing song' voice did not like the fact that the singer sat in his New York Yankees box while he was visiting Mount Rushmore in South Dakota.

He said that if she ever does it again he will beat her with her own dress.

Lady Gaga when told of Seinfeld's remarks asked, "Who the hell is Jerry Seinfeld? Is he one of Jesse James bitches?"

Lady G was told that he used to be a comedian, who used to have a television show, who now just sits around and says things like, "I'm rich, but I do not have a sit-com," and "Julia Louis Dreyfus just got lucky that's all," and "Do you think that my gigantic forehead makes my face look fat?"

When Julia Louis Dreyfus was told what Seinfeld had said about her she asked, "Jerry Seinfeld? Let me see. Isn't he one of those ice cream guys?"

In other news. Hugh Hefner, who is 84, said that if all of the Viagra pills he has taken were laid end-to-end they would reach from the tip of his pecker to the moon.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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