Keanu Reeves Enters Rehab, Again Using Name 'Chris Klein'.

Funny story written by anthonyrosania

Tuesday, 22 June 2010

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Reeves drove himself to rehab, with predictable results.

Keanu Reeves, the kinda Asian looking star of 1991's Manitobi Theater Group's production of Hamlet, is voluntarily seeking treatment for alcohol addiction at Cirque Lodge in Sundance, Utah, following his recent DUI arrest.

And, interestingly, he is still claiming his name is "Chris Klein."

Referring to himself in the third person, Keanu said, "after recent events, Chris was forced to take a clear look at a problem he has been trying to deal with himself for years. He understands now that he cannot beat this disease alone." his rep tells the magazine. "He thanks everyone for their support as he takes all the necessary steps to deal with his addiction and asks for privacy while doing so."

He continued: "Chris crossed the line. People trusted Chris and they died. Chris is gotta' go down."

Despite the fact that Utah's Cirque Lodge treated Lindsay Lohan, Keanu is convinced that he will be cured.

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