Add singer Vanessa Carlton to the list of marginal talents who've managed to become a fleeting blip on Google Trends years after their celebrity zenith by revealing to an apathetic populace that she is bisexual.
Carlton, exclusively famous for having a hit in 2002 with "A Thousand Miles," revealed that she likes the occasional tongue-first dip in the Salty Hatchet Wound, as well as having Sir Beefy McMansstick clutter up her Butter Gutter.
"I've never said this before, but I am a proud bisexual woman," the 29-year-old Grammy nominee told the crowd of 18 concertgoers at Wickie's Snack And Suds on Route 33 in Bismark, North Dakota.
"What I mean is that I am not strictly dickly," said Carlton, who was turned Part-time Vagatarian by former boyfriend and Third Eye Blind frontman Stephen Jenkins. "I love the Giggle Stick, but every once in a while I like to yodel in the gulley."
"Please pay attention to me," the has-been pleaded. "I miss being famous so, so much."
