Gilmour - Boyle "Pink" Link Back On!

Funny story written by iscrivener

Monday, 14 June 2010

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What is it with Susan Boyle anyway? We thought she learned her lesson the last time she chatted up potential wedding plans without a rock on her finger from boyfriend Paul Gadd.

According to my extremely dodgy sources, the grey/blonde singer is talking about marriage once more, and she's even mentioning little pink babies too!

The last media poll showed 100 percent of respondents agreed it wasn't a good idea to play make-believe with your future marriage plans, and while we would normally agree, our own celebrity source tells us Susan will be walking down the aisle for the first time with new buddy Dave Gilmour - stay posted!

Gilmour has stated that their musical collaboration was just a cover for their true feelings for each other and "the" wedding will go ahead live on stage on 5/11/11 at O2 Arena, London, UK with his best man Roger Waters!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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