Satirist Lady G. reports that Susan B is considering joining a convent and becoming a nun. Susan has been reading The Spoof on a regular basis and is aware that this may soon become a purely 'religious' site. She has been reading ALL of the articles about nuns and thinks that nuns do really have it all together.
Ms. Boyle explained that her choice to join a convent has, indeed, been swayed by Mr.Lowton's recent announcement that he is turning HIS life over to The Lord.
Nuns live with other women - so - no interference from men (unless you have read the 'scandalous' stories about priests. Even then, you have to believe them to be true in order to be affected or offended by them.)
Thankfully, in her naivity, Susan believes in the squeaky clean priesthood and believes she will better serve her God as a nun.
Susan is already tired of the 'high life'. She has had lots of fun and worn gorgeous frocks, but now wishes to simplify her life. She will continue to sing, but all monies raised from her performances, which will continue so as not to disappoint her fans, will go to charities close to her heart.
Susan talked about opening a special clinic for Subo Fanatics who will, most certainly be going through major withdrawal symptoms when her MAIN fansite closes.
Lady G. reassured Susan that the MAIN site would definitely NOT be closing down because the majority of shareholders and members live in a 'fantasy world' and would keep the site up and most definitely running, even if Susan was no longer alive. Susan was reassured, at this point in the interview, that Lady G. certainly did not wish her any ill will but was merely trying to explain what fanatics ARE and how their minds work.
Feeling somewhat reassured at this news, Susan admitted that she had not made up her mind about the convent 100%, but it remains a possibility and her final decision will be made after her 2nd, eagerly anticipated, C.D. is released later this year.
More as this story unfolds.
