INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - The producers of The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania have verified that they have signed Robert Pattinson and Zac Efron to make a guest appearance on the Bravo Network show.
Seth and Shirley Firkin said that they had been trying to get the two young celebs to make a guest appearance ever since the show first started.
Pattinson will appear as Buddy Pittkeeper, a Cleveland gynecologist who moves to Intercourse after divorcing his wife Paula, whom he caught messing around with three members of the Cleveland Browns football team.
Pittkeeper met Marveleen Skiffington, one of the housewives, at a gynecological convention in Pittsburgh. The two quickly hit it off and Skiffington convinced him to move to Intercourse and become her office partner.
Marveleen waved the first six months of Buddy's share of the office rent in return for him providing her with his 'manhood,' which Marvi had been missing since her boyfriend Chas moved suddenly and unexpectedly to Laos.
Zac Efron will portray Humberto Almuerzo, a songwriter who has written hits for Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, and Kanye West.
Efron's character meets Tapioca Mantelleta, the titillating TV anchor woman when she interviews him for a piece on the 10 o'clock news.
Tapioca learns that Humberto and her have the same exact birthday, groin area birthmark, and both love to eat sushi tacos with diet Spanish rice on the side.
The producers of The Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania, know that their ratings will certainly go up thanks to the appearances of Pattinson and Efron.
They are already planning on trying to book Taylor Lautner, Joe Jonas, and BooBoo Stewart for next season.
In other news. Burglars recently broke into Detroit's Newspaper Museum. Authorities say that all that the burglars stole was a collection of crossword puzzles. Detroit Police are to say the least quite 'puzzled.'
