Kristen Stewart May Join Pattinson & Lautner In Mel Brooks Vampire Spoof

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Wednesday, 9 June 2010

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Kristen Stewart, after Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner got her to sit down and read part of the script, has now agreed to join the two in the Mel Brooks Parody, "Weekend At Bella's"

"I laughed so hard I almost wet my panties", Stewart was reported as saying. "It had more situation humor than I thought. I had originally been against it because I figured that it would be mostly slapstick but the scenes already written really broke me up."

"I figured she would like it if she read part of the dialogue, and Mel Brooks has given us a free hand in coming up with the gags and 'Biting Satire'!", laughed Pattinson. "What has been written is already better than "Young Frankenstein" and that was a classic."

Pattinson stated that he and Taylor Lautner had already contributed to the writing.

"Lautner has some great werewolf gags because of all the joking around we did between scenes in 'Twilight'."

One thing that all three actors agreed upon is that you go see all the Twilight movies first so the spoof won't spoil them.

"You might try to catch some old Buffy shows so you'll get a bigger laugh out of these. I wish Peter Boyle were still with us. He would be great in this one too."

Still there has been no confirmation that the show will go on. All three actors are already getting offers for new movie roles and were together for the MTV Awards Sunday night.

We'll keep you up-to-date!

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