Kristen Stewart Apologizes For Rape Remark

Funny story written by Bureau

Saturday, 5 June 2010

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"Just One More Shot!"

When Kristen Stewart got mad at a group of paparazzi dogging her footsteps and taking pictures of the Twilight star wherever she goes, she apparently told them that she felt as if she were being raped.

Bad choice of words. That brought even more reporters down on her.

Worse, that brought out representatives of Rape Victim's Advocacy Organizations.

"I beg to differ with Ms. Stewart", stated one member. "If she had ever been raped, she would be able to tell the difference right away."

Quickly Ms. Stewart realized that she had shot from the hip and apologized to the organization.

"I really really used a bad choice of words. I was frustrated and didn't think. I've made a stupid mistake. Usually I just think "Whatever" but this time it's different."

Well, she IS very young. However most people she spoke to from the organization felt that her agents had told her she better apologize and quick!

"If she were ever a victim, it sure would have sounded more authentic", stated another member of the advocacy group.

"OK! OK! But you see how you feel when you cannot turn around without a camera in your face. I should have said 'violated'. I know that now!"

"How about buggered?", asked an idiot reporter in the back of the crowd.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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