Transformers 3 Signs Two More Victoria's Secret Models

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Monday, 31 May 2010

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Transformer 3 Will Have Three (Models)

Apparent producer Michael Bay thinks he's onto a good thing in replacing Megan Fox with a Victoria's Secret model (Rosie Hunting-Whitely) and has apparently signed two more models to appear in Transformers 3.

A source stated that Bay had received hundreds of calls telling him that he had made a good decision and that, beauty and action movies go hand in hand.

So look for Christine Morrison and Darlene Fountain to also appear in some nicely fitting uniforms in the movie.

"This in no way will interfere with the movie plot", reassures Bay. "It was a great one to begin with, and these ladies will add much more to the scenery."

Both Morrison and Fountain have appeared in the Victoria's Secret commercials on television plus Fountain has been featured in a couple of well-known men's magazines.

A cameraman for the upcoming movie says that he doubts if many male viewers will be up buying cokes and popcorn once it gets started so he would advise getting their dates everything they need beforehand.

How well will Transformers 3 do at the box office?

Probably great, or at least the backers seem to think so. They are already getting scrips and props for a Transformers 4.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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