Will Kristen Stewart Be In "Twilight: The Prequel"?

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Tuesday, 25 May 2010

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Will Bella Be There?

With all the rumors suddenly surfing that there may well be still one more Twilight, a prequel, many are wondering if Kristen Stewart in her role as Isabella Swan will appear.

The answer is yes, IF they do the prequel.

Isabella will be back in sunny Phoenix, Arizona before moving to the rainy Forks, Washington where she first met Edward Cullen.

Or WAS that their first meeting?

It seems that this will only be a screenplay, as no novel is planned according to sources.

The evil vampire "James" is said to be back and he will be in a major fight with Edward and the Cullens, calling on others to help him by using a very cunning lie.

"I think they will do another movie if three things happen", stated our source. "Number one: It must be a convincing story and detailed plot. Number Two: It must not hurt the first movie with any variations up until Edward and Bella are set to meet each other the way they did in #1. And Three: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner MUST be in the movie."

The Source stated that he believes that it would be possible for Bella and Edward to have met BEFORE their meeting in Twilight but that Edward causes her not to remember it.

"There's all kinds of twists they can use. Of course, it may not happen at all. All three actors are ready to go on with their careers. So I'd guess this one is a 50/50."

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