Bo Derek Still Hot; John Corbett Stuck in Cicely, Alaska

Funny story written by P.M. Wortham

Friday, 4 June 2010

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That's right Corbett, cut that mop.

The years have been kind to the woman synonymous with the rating of a perfect 10, but Bo Derek's love interest, a certain Mr. John Corbett, seems to be stuck in 1990's TV style hell.

Still sporting the slightly disheveled dark hair look, a bit longer than most stars in Hollywood these days, Corbett seems to be clinging to the "I've got a dark-quiet-cool style just like Johnny Depp".

Of course you could also argue there really is no comparison because Corbett really isn't a star. Playing back up parts like a radio DJ in the Northern Exposure series, or later relegated to cable so that he could play his dream part as an on-again, off-again boyfriend to Sarah Jessica Parker.

Let's summarize every line he ever had on that series. "I don't know Carrie. You know I want to be with you, but I don't think you feel the same". Cut.

Ms. Derek on the other hand accepts the fact that she will never be a Shakespearian actress, nor one associated with any gold-toned statue available from the movie industry. She's fine with that, and so are we.

Still looking fit and statuesque in her own right, Derek grabs the spotlight each time she appears in public, overshadowing her beau who seems hunched over and meager by comparison. Stand up straight, John. Oh, I see. You already are. Nice hair. Not.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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