Wife: Film Company Caused David Carradine To Die While Masturbating with a Rope Around His Neck

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Friday, 4 June 2010

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Choked. HA!

Bored, alone, David Carradine decided to watch porn and play with whatever popped up.

David Carradine's wife is suing the production company of the movie he was shooting when he died, claiming the company should never have left David alone with a huge stiffie that night.

"This is a sad time for us, even a year after his death," said Mrs. Carradine. "Many people embarrass their family by coming out of the closet, my husband died trying to cum in it."

According to the suit, on the night David died he was supposed to have dinner with the director of the movie he was shooting. The suit claims the production company assigned an assistant to David who was responsible for ensuring David didn't get his freak on.

After ordering a plate of Egg Foo Hung Myself, David was found naked in a closet in his hotel room, where he died from auto-erotic asphyxiation one year ago today.

The bottom line is that Anne Carradine claims David would not have died had the production company fulfilled its obligations and followed industry standards in caring for its star.

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