"A concert by Elton John in Morocco is testing the limits of the country's struggle for modernity, probing this Muslim nation's complex attitudes toward homosexuality like no time before", according to the Daily Moron.
Outcries of "Paddle His Ass To Death!" and "Cut Off His Macho!" were heard in the streets or at least, that's what our reporter Dan Hillyard thought they were saying.
Meanwhile at the concert, most people were applauding and whistling and shooting the ceiling of the indoor arena during the first night of Elton's "Men Are From Mars, Women From Venus, Gays From Uranus Tour"
Many Islamist in Morocco were outraged by the gay poop star's visit, while the royal palace, government and his many fans backed his appearance Wednesday night.
"Morocco even has began publishing it's own gay magazine", reports Hillyard.
"John is in the latest issue. In fact there are three stories about the pop legend. One is about 'Boy George & I Are Just Friends', one is about his surviving the Swine Flu and a bad yeast infection and a third is how he made it through menopause without the use of drugs."
"That's the latest from Morocco. I'm Dan Hillyard!"
