LONDON - Katy Brand, host of the ITV2 show Katy Brand's Big Ass Show has just been named Woman With The Largest Thighs In The Entire United Kingdom.
Brand was picked by over 3.7 million readers of The London Hand Held Daily Mirror. Katy received every single vote except for 17. Fourteen votes went to Lily Allen and three votes went to Sir Elton John.
Katy who is a very popular celebrity hosts a whole slew of British shows including Have I Got Some Bloomin' News For You, The Peeping Pecker Show, and Slap Me Arse Ya Blitherin' Bloke of A Bloody Bloke.
The very amusing Katy Brand is a good sport when it comes to her tremendous weight, which is estimated to be close to 400 pounds. Brand, who laughs and says that she is Russell Brand's illegitimate twin sister has named her left thigh Pixie and her right thigh Lott, after Simon Cowell's ex-girlfriend Pixie Lott.
Katy says that she has also named her cervix Buckingham, because like the palace it can hold a lot of males.
Brand said that several years ago she suddenly started coughing and did not stop for about five minutes. When she finally finished she noticed on the floor in front of her two watches, five rings, and a wallet which had popped out of her humongous yeast mill during the tremendous coughing session.
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