Hemlock and Mandible spark Olympic 'poison chalice' fears

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Thursday, 20 May 2010

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An entirely gratuitous sporting shindig foisted on a bankrupt nation, bla bla bla

London - (Poll Vault Mess): "Think Teletubbies on mephedrome!" the head of the Olympic Livery Authority said today as the two bizarre totems were unveiled at a County (sic) Hole shindig.

Designed by a Yoof Sports Awareness team the shiny one-eyed mascots are said to resemble 'pygmy Cyclops in loaded diapers'.

Their role in promoting the London games is set to net the 2012 event 'hundreds of millions of pounds' in PR merchandising.

Yeah, whatever.

Of course not everybody is happy with the mascots nor the gratuitous sporting caper they promote.

Reports that the entire Olympics funding consists of nothing more than 'some Northern Crock Bank IOUs' have put a dampener on entire government Olympic PR circus.

Sebastian Coe is 69.

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