Written by Bill Licks

Thursday, 13 May 2010

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Popcorn - lesbian flavoured or something

Fantastic Thursday night entertainment on TV as Kirsty and Phil present their new property show for hot carpet munchers called Lesbian, Lesbian, Lesbian.

A cracking brunette and her equally sexy blond friend go looking for a property in Surrey so they can perform sordid acts of strap on action next door to an elderly couple who wouldn't believe such kind of activity existed.

Phil spends the whole show loosening his collar as the girls rush into various bedrooms with a sparkle in their eyes. Meanwhile Kirsty pretends to be prudish about the whole affair but secretly wants to have both young lovlies feasting on her gigantic lady lumps.

Do the girls find what they're looking for? You bet they do, every bloody night in fact.

Fuck the property and fuck Phil and Kirsty. They should comission a weekly show for these two beauties as they search the country for somewhere to bed down for the night.

So what if they're just a couple of actresses desperate for any old gig for a bit of cash. There's bollock all else on TV worth watching nowadays so congratulations for such innovative programming.

Coming soon - More hot lesbo action including -


Come Dine on Me

and The Noel Edmonds wankfest - Dyke or No Dyke

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: TV, Lesbian

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