Midsomer Murders She Wrote?

Written by Clapton is God

Friday, 23 April 2010

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Finally 13 Years and Hundreds of Murders, The Police Send the "Detective Squad" into Midsomer, A Sleepy County north of Oxfordshire, DCI Barnaby has been killed, and now The Chief Superintendant for Midsomer has sent in his new secret weapon

Eight of the Finest Detectives recruited from around the world to solve and sort out Midsomers Problems, Leading them is -

Lt Coloumbo recruited from the LAPD

Detective Lt Kojak from the NYPD

Christine Cagney & Mary Beth Lacey also from the NYPD

Jessica Fletcher, The Famous Murder Mystery Novelist

Miss Gillian Marple, Grandaughter of the Orginal Sleuth

The Computer Generated Hologram of Belgian Legend Hercule Poirot

and Wheelchair Bound "Ironside" Perry Mason

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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