Camilla, Prince Charles' Main Squeeze, Breaks Leg

Written by Lady Godiva

Friday, 9 April 2010

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Camilla needed more than a 'Band Aid' for this one

Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, fell as she stepped into a rabbit hole whilst hill walking in Scotland.

Camilla is now sporting a 'plaster' on her leg (a 'cast' to our American and Candian readers).

She was apparently looking adoringly into the eyes of Prince Charles as she stepped into the rabbit hole and ended face down in the heather.

It is reported that HRH couldn't stop laughing when she went down. It took him a few minutes to regain his composure and realize that Camilla wasn't getting up.

He called for assistance using his new i-phone having taking a few minutes to try out a few new apps. before he called for an ambulance.

A helicopter was immediately dispatched and Camilla was flown to the nearby hospital. Apparently she wouldn't allow Charles inside the helicopter because he continued to chuckle as he wiped away tears from his eyes, feigning 'concern' for his beloved Camilla.

Prince Charles faced a lonely walk home alone. He chortled, as he set out on his homeward leg of the 'trip' that he didn't care. It was the best laugh he's had in months.

The rabbit escaped injury as it ran for cover when it saw the size 10 welly coming at him from above.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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