British Lingerie Model Jodie Marsh Engaged To Nina Her Hairdresser

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 1 February 2010

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The hair dryer that Nina uses on her soon-to-be-wife Jodie Marsh.

WEMBLEY, England - One of Britain's most famous lingerie models Jodie Marsh has announced that she has become engaged to her hairdresser known as Nina.

The 31-year-old Marsh, who has a very muscular body, said that out of all the men and women whom she has dated none have totally satisfied her in the way that Nina does.

Marsh was asked to explain how Nina could possibly satisfy her more than a man. She sighed and said that everyone thinks that for a woman, it is all about what a man has between his legs.

Jodie, a native of Brentwood Essex, said that for her what a man has between his ears is 45% more important than what he has between his legs.

When asked what it is about Nina that she finds desirable, Jodie replied that Nina has manly hands with extra long fingers that can certainly reach places within her that have never been reached before.

Nina also added that Jodie has a lot of money, a very nice truck, great biceps, she loves to play rugby, and she can probably beat up about 15 percent of all British footballers.

Marsh noted that after their wedding the two will travel to Kenya, where she hopes to shoot a lion, a cougar, and a hippo.

In other British news. Camilla Parker-Bowles has just announced that Queen Elizabeth II, has just purchased her 1,395th hat. It's a blue one.

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