Camilla wins "Queens" contest in Vegas

Funny story written by jansal

Saturday, 9 January 2010

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Camilla wins "Queens of England" award

According to news reports from a little known British Tabloid, The British Barter, the Queen was upset about the actions of her son's wife.

She has yet to call Camilla her "daughter-in-law and simply refers to her as "my son's wife".

Reports show Camilla in an unfavorable light as she booked passage to the United States to attend a conference of the "Queens of England".

Las Vegas has long been hosting "Queens" events and Camilla just learning of the latest wanted to be sure she would be included.

Packing her most elaborate most decorative wardrobe, including several new designer pieces she recently purchased, the wannabe Queen was on her way.

Prince Charles was away from the Palace partaking in a polo match and was unaware of his wife's pending trip.

The Palace advised against the trip Camilla was planning but could not convince her that it would be against the wishes of the Queen.

Camilla scoffed, "she's just jealous, she does not want to admit, that her son's wife will one day take over her duties".

Arriving in Vegas loaded down with baggage she was ushered into her suite at the elaborate Wynn Hotel.

She immediately changed into her most fancy gown and called the front desk to get directions to the event she had come so far to attend.

The front desk asked Camilla if she was sure she really wanted to attend this event and Camilla screeched, "what, are you a spy of the Queen, are you trying to keep me out of the compititon"?

The front desk arranged for their hotel limo to pick up this important guest and take her to the "Queens of England" event at the Gold Spoke casino on Fremont Street.

Camilla was dropped off at the Fremont Street entrance and the hotel limo driver walked her to the casino.

Upon entering the casino, Camilla immediately saw other "women" dressed almost as elegantly as she and became excited about the contest that was about to begin.

A stage had been set up in the middle of the casino and a black tuxedo clad host called all the "ladies" to the stage.

Camilla could see that she was easily the most beautiful of all those vying for the "Queens of England" event and hurried to take her place on the stage with the rest.

She glanced at those in competition with her and thought to herself, "what a bunch of losers, they all look like transvestites what with all the makeup"!

When it was her turn to walk up to the host, she curtsied her best "bow to the Queen" and received a large ovation from the crowd. Cat calls and whistles continued until the host held his hand up to quiet the crowd.

It was time to announce the winner. As the host held his hand over Camillas' head the crowd went wild. There was no doubt, Camilla was the winner.

She proudly accepted her title and a crown was placed on her head.

She could not wait to get back to England and throw her crown in the Queens face and "boy will ol' Charlie be proud when he sees it", she said to herself.

Upon returning home to the Palace, Camilla faced a red faced Queen who threw the local British newspaper in front of her, reading in blaring headlines in large bold print said, Queen's daughter-in-law wins transvestite "Queens of England" title, comes home with crown!

Related story: Prince Charles said to be heading for extended vacation at remote island resort in Cambodia.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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