The man who gave us Johnny Rotten and Sid Vicious is dead, RIP!

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Thursday, 8 April 2010

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Not quite Sid Vicious but could have been his brother!

Malcolm McClaren didn't do a lot, owned a sex shop with outrageous and overrated designer, Vivienne Westwood, tapped into the NY street dance scene, managed a couple of peripherial bands and that was about it:

Apart from one mercurial, genial project of his, which changed the pop/rock scene way back in the 70s/80s and paved the way for the crap to follow.

The notorious SEX PISTOLS with super-snot-noses, Johnny Rotten and Sid Vicious.

Malcolm manufactured and manipulated behind the scenes and produced the McLaren Rocky Horror Show starring the Pistols and their star players, Rotten and Vicious.

They SPAT, FUCKED and CUNTED on the BBC, shocked the establishment and turned a generation of "lost" kids into punks and rebels, BRILLIANT.

Sadly, Punk got found out and Sid topped himself whilst Johnny blended in to the alternatives.

McLaren is now dead, RIP, you may have been a major "POP CON MAN" but you did give the world the SEX PISTOLS and that's the reason why I'm dedicating this Spoof to you, thanks Malcolm from Jaggedone!

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