Pattinson told to "Bulk Up" for Breaking Dawn

Funny story written by SPECTRUM

Thursday, 8 April 2010

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A plate of cakes just a little snack for Dawn

Robert Pattinson currently filming the Movie, Bel Ami, in London, has been told to "bulk up" for the latest Twilight Movie Breaking Dawn. Despite the fact that Pattinson is reported to be a big eater he is as skinny as a walking Pipe Cleaner.

While Pattinson figures out a way to get bigger for Breaking Dawn, another Dawn that is Dawn French does not need to bulk up as this woman can eat 4 Christmas Dinners at Christmas,and 200 chocolate Easter Eggs for Easter.

Dawn has got so big there was no space for husband Lenny, who left the marital home yesterday to go and stay in a Premier Inn. Dawn has recently being asked to star in the remake of Shallow Hal.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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