Written by schama

Saturday, 3 April 2010

image for Pixie Lott "Loves Pancakes"
Old woman on her way to shops..for, you guessed it! Pancakes...

Pretty pop singer, Pixie Lott, has been at the centre of the week's most intriguing story. Her on and off relationship with pancakes, is well-documented, but in recent times the issue has escalated.

FOR:

While doing pre-story research, I was reliably informed by a "huge fan", of the singer, that she did, indeed, enjoy pancakes.

And, the singer's very own fansite indicates that pancakes are a particular love of the singer. A paragraph entitled "Pixie Loves Pancakes", gives rise to the theory.

AGAINST:

Yet, when I looked further, contradictions within this theory surfaced

Lott, singer of various hits, such as 'Mama Do' and 'Boys & Girls', denied this rumour. Lott's PR agent, and general guru, Max Clifford claimed "My client has never been quoted as saying she shares any particular affinity with pancakes."

The Verdict:

Pancakes are delicious, and the treats, lauded on Shrove Tuesday annually, cannot be resisted. The evidence "for", is overwhelming; the fan seemed convinced. While, Clifford is often castigated in the media. Pixie must love pancakes.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: pixie lott, Pancakes




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