Pixie Lott All Set To Be Bigger Than Gaga And Cheryl Cole

Written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 27 March 2010

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Blonde, Beautiful Talented, And British - Get In There!

A talented young British actress/singer, Pixie Lott, is all set to become the latest big deal in showbusiness. Although still in her teens, Pixie Lott appears to have it all going on.

And Pixie fans are confident that their idol will rise to a higher firmament than both Lady Gaga and Cheryl Cole, but without all the complicated stuff that goes hand in glove with the other two.

With two chart topping hits to her name already, it seems that the only place for Pixie to go is up. We're bringing you this report - even though we don't know anything about Pixie Lott - because we were approached by a lad in school uniform in a burger restaurant who assured us that Pixie was going to be bigger than anybody, or any thing, including a bus, the Empire State Building, and a giant Redwood tree.

So infectious was the kid's enthusiasm that we felt we had to run with the Pixie Lott story or the kid would have felt really let down and may possibly have thrown himself under a bus.

The little bit of research that we had time to cram in before our deadline tells us that Pixie Lott is 19 years old, blonde (a definite advantage in many quarters) beautiful to behold, British, (she once filmed a sexy photoshoot wearing a Union Jack towel or something) a talented singer and actress and definitely not a weirdo or a midget with marital problems.

Also that she doesn't seem too bothered by jet lag and obssessed with talking crap. Whether she will ever become bigger than Gaga or Cheryl Cole remains to be seen, but she did turn Blackpool Illuminations on once.

And the kid in the burger restaurant seemed pretty convinced.

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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