Kerry Katona Voted Most Inspirational Women Of Year

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Tuesday, 30 March 2010

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Troubled socialite, Kerry Katona, has recently been crowned the most inspirational woman of the year. Katona, blighted by drug-fuelled controversies over the last year, will be elated with the win.

She said of the triumph "It is about time I was recognised for all of the hard work I do."

Peter Andre seems to concur, too. The Aussie, once married to Katie Price, has been cosying up with the award-winning lady, famed for her slogan "that's why mum's go to Iceland!"

The love-struck pair dined out at a fancy Gordon Ramsay eatery, in Chelsea, last night. Incredibly, the restaurant has been known to charge £10 for a glass of water!

Katona beat off fierce competition from Vanessa Perroncel, and Peaches Geldof to win the vote. The latter slumped to 3rd in the poll, after her 1st place victory last year.

Perroncel's publicist, Max Clifford, has slammed the pollsters as "unfair, and blinded by media bias!" But, none of that will matter to Katona, who will be out celebrating at an unnamed swanky nightclub tonight, where she has reservations.

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