WILMSLOW, England - Former singer and media personality, Kerry Katona has officially left the Fat Farm and right away she admits that she gained four pounds the first day.
Katona said that it was very depressing being around so many fat, overweight people, especially Gwendolyn Chumley of Warrington who weighed 214½ kilograms [473 pounds].
Kerry who is 29, said that the first day for breakfast she was just allowed to eat 2 raisins. And for lunch she was allowed to eat one cracker. She said that for dinner they actually let her eat the yolk of a hard boiled egg.
She said that the first day she lost three pounds, but she also came very close to losing her sanity.
The next day was no better. She said that at night, she was so hungry that she actually started nibbling on her pillowcase.
She knew her mind was getting messed up when she told an extremely overweight man that if he would give her one of his Oreo cookies she would let him touch her knick knack (tuzzy muzzy) for two minutes.
The next day, when she woke up she noticed that the man had somehow gotten a whole bag of Oreo cookies, and was staring at her with a smile on him as big as the Tower Big Ben.
She knew right then and there that she had to leave. She grabbed her bra, knickers, and scarf and left the premises.
Katona, said that five years ago when she won I'm A Celebrity...Get Me Out Of Here, she was not anywhere near as stressed out as being on the Fat Farm had made her.
She pointed out that she has had cosmetic surgery before and she will have it again if she has to. She has looked into getting liposuction, stretch mark removal, labia majora and labia minora alignment, and G Spot reinforcing.
The last time she also had breast reduction which took her droopers from a 34GG to a 34DD. The procedure was filmed by MTV and shown on the show Bazongas Be Gone.
SIDENOTE: Kerry was asked about the rumor that her former all-girl band Atomic Kitten may reunite in 2010. Katona said that she has agreed to rejoin the band, but only if she can get her bristols (knockers) down from a 34DD to a 34D.
