Ashley And Cheryl Cole 'Memories Book' Never Existed

Written by Skoob1999

Saturday, 27 March 2010

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The Book Of Memories

Reports that Chelsea and England footballer Ashley Cole was to produce a 'Memories' book containing photographs of happier times in a bid to win back the love of estranged wife Cheryl Cole have proven to be nothing but lies, fantasies and fabrications.

The book was supposed to contain photographs of the couple taken back in the day when they were supposedly still in love and sharing happier times. The idea was supposed to melt Cheryl Cole's heart and reawaken dormant memories which would hopefully lead her back onto the path of righteousness with serial love rat Ashley.

But there was no book of 'Memories'.

The whole thing was a press fabrication dreamed up by a bunch of tabloid hacks in a Wapping pub one lunchtime in an attempt to sell papers.

Our investigations revealed that the only photo album Ashley possesses contains pictures of page three slappers, Essex tarts, unscrupulous wags, and himself in his underpants.

The Daily Liar will issue a full apology in Monday's edition.

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