Cheryl Cole would like to get married to 50 cent!

Funny story written by Cherylina

Thursday, 25 March 2010

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We can all give it up to our nations sweetheart to once again surprise us, rumours and speculation abound (mostly in my dreams, but, yunno) that Cheryl Cole has a major crush on rapper 50 cent for the longest time, possibly even during the time she was married to English footballer Ashley Cole (although that's just my fantasy, you understand).

Cheryl is rumoured to have thought that the only way she could have made it big stateside was if she had married 50.

In other news Chezza has been secretly meeting up with the tatted-up rapper for a game of Wii Fit since they are both ripped to a ten.

Hope 50 Cent can understand Cheryl's accent!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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