Talks currently underway to have Cheryl Cole as a manequin in store 2 hours a day for the next three months!

Written by Cherylina

Friday, 26 March 2010

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Way to go Chezza gettin paid juss to look pretty and not say nothin Amazin!!

London-Big shots in the clothing industry are currently trying so sign the nation sweetheart Cheryl Cole to a DEAL that might make her at least 10 million quid.

A certain highstreet clothing store thanks its latest intern a certain Shongrila Meek for pitching the idea with the CEO, after a squabble with a client who was convinced she looks like the pop star had said she wanted to sue.

Shongrila then told her to go right on taunting her saying "Nobody gives two shits about Cheryl, why would they bother with a look-alike? Cole is only gorgeous until she opens her mouth anyway!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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