Abba Reunion Not Ruled Out

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Friday, 26 March 2010

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Waterloo - Or Something

From information I've received, it doesn't seem to be beyond the realms of possibility that 70's superstars Abba may eventually be Bjorn Again.

Abba members have consistently turned down extremely lucrative offers to reform under any guise for anything from a one-off concert, to a new album, as their 70's pop jingle-jangle music continues to enjoy enormous popularity.

They've had some strange enticements too, like free black puddings for life from Bolton tripeworks, and free lifetime membership of the 'Buddies Back Together Again' website - which doesn't seem a bad offer considering all the people Abba must have buddied up with over the years.

Benny and Bjorn - the two blokes out of Abba - were in England to publicise their latest project, a seven hour stage show in Swedish, featuring lots of extended silences and moodiness, when they were asked about Abba getting together again at some point in future.

While neither seemed particularly keen, they didn't exactly rule it out of the question either, and they confirmed that Anafried and Agnetha - the two birds out of Abba - could still carry a tune.

So who knows? Maybe our dance floors will fill up again with Dancing Queens, Taking A Chance On Me, Knowing Me Knowing You, and maybe the Winner Will Take It All.

Or maybe Abba will finally meet their Waterloo.

If it's the latter, we can only pray that it happens on a day when the trains aren't on strike.

More as we get it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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