Chulo-Chulo Beats Take Europe By Storm!

Funny story written by Skoob1999

Thursday, 11 March 2010

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Chulo-Chulo - It's A Bit Mad

It's new, it's sassy, it's brash, it's loud and it's taking Europe by storm. With its origins deeply rooted in the rain forests and favelas of South America, Chulo-Chulo beats have burst onto the European club scene and look to be gaining in infectious momentum by the hour.

Leading Chulo-Chulo act Amamantar have been playing to packed houses in London, Paris, Berlin and Moscow.

Band leader Fuccario El Pato the charismatic band leader of Amamantar explained that Chulo-Chulo is all about the music, the beat, the flambuoyant costumes, the dance and sweat. Lots of Sweat.

Dancer Dolores El Cerdo explained to us that the fuqua-fuqua dance is rather like a mating ritual.

"Las senoritas make las mammarias go bouncy-bouncy-oopsy-daisy and the gennelmens swing the hot chorizo in a frenetico of lujuria caliente which is really catching on with Europe's hip young chulos,as they call themselves."

Music industry hotshots have been watching the inexorable rise to prominence of Chulo-Chulo with cheque books at the ready.

"Es cojones totalamente!" enthused Fuccario El Pato.

More Chulo-Chulo loco as we get it.

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