Victoria Beckham Urged To Have A Bunionectomy Or Risk Being Confined To A Wheel Chair

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Wednesday, 3 March 2010

image for Victoria Beckham Urged To Have A Bunionectomy Or Risk Being Confined To A Wheel Chair
This is an actual sized photo of what one of Victoria's bunions (the right one) looks like.

LONDON - Former Spice Girl Victoria Beckham has revealed that her podiatrist Dr. Derrick Lazenford, III, has informed her that she will need to have surgery to remove her gigantic bunions or risk being confined to a wheel chair.

Vickie says that her feet do not hurt at all, but her husband footballer David Beckham says that every night when they go to bed, he hears his wife crying from the pain and shouting out things like "Dammit!" "Ouch!" and "David, kick me in me fookin' tummy so dat I can faget dat me feets hurts like a fookin' mutha!"

David said that many times he has gotten up in the middle of the night and gone to the refrigerator to get ice cubes which he holds against his wife's bunions until the ice melts, she falls asleep, and he plays with her tata's a bit.

David said that Vickie says that she does not want to have surgery because she is afraid that the surgery could somehow affect her singing voice.

Dr. Lazenford has assured her that the bunionectomy will not affect her singing voice one tiny bit. He smiled and then added that he could not, however, guarantee that it would not affect her cooking, sewing, or sexual intercourse.

To see enlarged closeup photos of Victoria Beckham's gigantic bunions log on to www.thevictsersbunions.toe

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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