Katie Price & Alex Reid: Wedding Venue Announced

Funny story written by Hartley

Tuesday, 23 March 2010

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Katie Price is assuming people will pay to see her get marrried - and she's probably right

The UK's most celebrated author, Katie Price, has exclusively revealed the details for her forthcoming second wedding to second husband, Alex Reid, who she first married a few weeks ago.

Speaking at her Daily Price Conference the artist occasionally known as Jordan said, "I've hired Knebworth for the wedding and it's different to ME and Pete, I want to keep it as private as possible. It'll be just us, our families and 120,000 paying guests, and at £60 a ticket it's a great deal."

The wedding will also feature a live performance by professional hanger-on and singer Michelle Heaton, extreme make-up demonstrations on her three year old daughter, and a guest appearance by TV psychic Sally Morgan accompanied by Katie's house ghost.

Alex Reid was unavailable for comment as he's been shipped back to the plastic surgeon for more adjustments ahead of the big day.

Tickets for the extravaganza are on sale now. Fifty merchandise stands selling all manner of exclusively overpriced Katie Price tat with will be open throughout the event.

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