According to several newspapers out this morning, The History Channel will be showing an eight-part series next year on John F. Kennedy that makes Bill Clinton look like a Monk.
Caroline Kennedy has apparently came out fighting after hearing about the series and she is being joined by several democrats who knew Kennedy.
Apparently the late president spent a lot of time chasing skirts when he should have been doing things more important for the country. Especially, after that famous speech about "Ask not..." Maybe it should have ended with "what a woman can do for you!"
"One scene apparently shows Secret Service agents standing at poolside and laughing as Kennedy is splashing around having sex with a young lady in the pool," said another family friend.
The History Channel has offered no apologies and say the show will go on TV in 2011.
"NO, it will not be titled 'Comealot' no matter what you're hearing. We have confirmed all the things we show from witnesses or from the writings of former Secret Service people", stated The History Channel director of the series, Hammond Bunn.
"Besides, we only have a year of Adolf Hitler films left and we have to show something."